Sunday, May 22, 2011

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SMS 1


A mind blowing fact:
no mater whether boys ride 220cc pulsur or 350cc royal enfields, it cannot overtake a beautiful girl's 80cc scooty....!!!!:-D

SMS 2

Nvr Ask 4 A Smil, jus Giv It. Nvr expect lov frm Others, jst Love Them. Nvr Say I Cant Liv without U, just Say I Live 4U. Dats d beauty of LIFE.....

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.-""-.
/),,/)/)../)
( ';' )( ';' )
(,,)(,,)(,,)(,,)
Best Friends 4ever!!

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"G""O""O""D"
"MORNING"
"G""O""O""D"
"DAY"
"G""O""O""D"
"LIFE"
"G""O""O""D"
"LUCK"
"G""O""O""D"
"HEALTH"
My best wishes to you for today & forever.
Good Morning!

SMS 5

A good understanding comes only
when the brain is quiet.
So, a mind that is caught in the net of words
cannot understand truth...!!!

SMS 6

Every little smile can touch smebody's heart..!
No one is born happy...!
But
All of us born wth d ability to create da happiness....!

SMS 7

$ )".".'(> $
$ ( ._o)."."(> $
$ /'-==(o_. ) $
==(,,)(,,)(,,)(,,)== *
Life looks so cute with a wonderful friend like u!

SMS 8

Boy:my ex-galfriend's status on facebook says: "standing on d edge of a bridge.."
Friend: so did u comment?
Boy: No i poked her;-)

SMS 9

U See Sun And i See Moon.U See Cloud And i See Star
We Far iN Distanc But Near At Heart

SMS 10

Love + Care=MOM Love + Fear=FATHER Love + Help =SISTER Love + Fight=BROTHER Love + Life =HUSBAND Love+(Care+Fear+Help+Fight+Life) = FRIEND!

SMS 11

Friendship Is Not A Diploma Or Degree To Start & Finish Within 3 & 4 Years..
Its A Lifetime Course Not Just To Study But Also To Feel & Live..

SMS 12
Full forms.
WIFE=Without Information Fighting Everytime.

LOVER=Loss Of Valuable Education and Rupees.

FRIEND=First Relationship In Earth that Never Die(.....)

SMS 13

Never ask 4 a smile..
Just give it!
Never expect love frm others..
Just love them!
Never say i can't live without u...
Just say i live 4 U!
GudDay!

SMS 14

GirlFriend is like PANIPURI..
Always testy..
Lover is like PIZZA..hot & spicy..
Wife is like DAL-CHAWAL...No other option but good for health..!!!

SMS 15

Hai .....,.,,,

xxxx xxxxxxx

xxxx xxxxxxG

xxxx xxxxxNG

xxxx xxxxING

xxxx xxxNING

xxxx xxRNING

xxxx xORNING

xxxx MORNING

xxxD MORNING

xxOD MORNING

xOOD MORNING

GØØÐ MØRÑÎÑG.

SMS 16

God has four gifts for you:
A key for every problem
A light for every shadow
A plan for every tomorrow &
A joy for every sorrow...!!!

SMS 17

Hope is one of God,s greatest
gifts to you because its magic
that inspires you to keep
trying, learning. loving and living...!!!

SMS 18

Golden quote by Abraham Lincoln: "If friendship is your weakest point then you r the strongest person in the world..!"

SMS 19

(G)od
(O)ffers us
(O)utstanding
(D)evotion to
(M)ake us
(O)bedient &
(R)eady for
(N)ew day to
(I)nitiate
(N)ew aim for the
(G)lory of life
"GOOD MORNING"

SMS 20

Define "TODAY".

T - This is an
O - Opportunity to
D - Do
A - A work, better than
Y - Yesterday...
Good mrng

SMS 21

SLEEP is a language of rest.
SLEEP is a way to relax.
SLEEP is 2 visualise our dreams.
SLEEP improves ur mental ability.
So, have a nice SLEEP....
GOOD NIGHT

SMS 22

Night is silent,. . .
Night is
Beautiful, . . . . . . .
Night is calm, . night is Quiet.. But, Night is not complete
without a Wish to u,
"Good night... 'N' Sweet dreamz"

SMS 23

A good friend comes with fruits when u r in hospital and says 'u will be ok soon'. But a real friend sits near u and says

aliya
nurse kollam alle?

SMS 24

" Good Night "
Have a " salty dreams "
Because daily sweet is not good for ur health....
Take care...

SMS 25

* * * * * * *GOOD* * * * * * >>>>NIGHT<<<< SMS 26 In English "Good Night" In Malayalam "Subharathri" In Kannada "Nidramadi" In Telungu "Pandankopo" and In my style "CHAKKARE POY KIDAN URANGADA" SMS 27 Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for u have never changed. For me, you have always been a headache! SMS 28 Dual Heart Attack- By a Girl- 1st msg-Lets break up now..Its all over.. 2nd msg-Sorry..Dat was not for you..!!! SMS 29 Dual Heart Attack- By a Girl- 1st msg-Lets break up now..Its all over.. 2nd msg-Sorry..Dat was not for you..!!! SMS 30 Height of Technology : A student writes all answers as ||||| n at last writes, "ANSWERS ARE WRITTEN IN BAR CODE FORMAT TO PROTECT FRM BEING COPIED." :-P SMS 31 Receive my simple gift of "HAI".Covered with "LOVE". Tied with"CARE". And sealed with a"PRAYER" to keep u "SAFE" & "HAPPY" forever... SMS 32 Hope is knowing that a positive outcome awaits. Hope is not only expecting a dream come true, but also having a deep assurance that it is within your reach...!!! SMS 33 Hope is something that never abandons you, even when your life is filled with sadness and disappointment, a spark remains inside to help you get through the rough times...!!! SMS 34 Difference between horror and beauty?? A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep.. But horror is when it hugs you back.;-)... so wish u good beautiful night..lol SMS 35 A survey done at India How many girls like 2 marry "NAME" 5%says'YES' 1%says'NO' But 94%says "CHUMMA KALIYAAKKAATHE, NAMUKKOKKE ATHINULLA BHAAGYAM UNDO...!!"B-) SMS 36 Sometimes... Hurt is Needed to make you grow. Failures needed to make you know. Loss is needed to make you gain. Coz sum lessons are best when learnt through pain...!!! SMS 37 Worlds Most Beautiful Sentnce "But I M Wth U" Worlds Most Painful Sentnce "I M Wth U,But" Words R Same Bt Where They R Placed Matters A LOT.. SMS 38 If u feel Alone, come and stay in my heart. If u think that my heart beat is disturbing U Dont worry I will stop my heart beat 4u. SMS 39 JOHN & BIPASHA got married...A year later black baby born..JOHN did'nt believe & asked BIPASHA why the baby is BLACK.?? BIPASHA-U r hot..I am hot..BABY jal Gaya...!!! SMS 40 i Cant see AnyOne But u.i Cant Miss AnyOne But u.i Cant Love AnyOne But u i dont Want AnyOne Else coz No One iS U SMS 41 Wen u miss someone.. the person is definitely special for u.. But if the person is so special.. why u miss them,just Keep-in-touch. LIKE ME SMS 42 Sound Becums Music Movement Bcums Dance Smile Bcums Laughter Silence Bcums Meditation & Lyf Bcums Celebration Wen Frends Keep In touch... SMS 43 Life can give u 100 reasons to i---- ;( i---- cry, but true frds can give u imnumerable reasons 2 (, ;) (, SMS 44 About love: "Love Is one Beautiful Forest Where Brave Tigers are Killed by Beautiful Deers" "William Shakespear...:) smile.. SMS 45 BBC Channel Reporter - Define BIRTHDAY? Cute Answer frm Abdul Kalam -The only day in Ur life,when U CRIED,Ur MOTHER was SMILING... SMS 46 World's most Beautiful sentence: "..But, I like u.." Painful sentence: "I Like u, But.." Words are same, just feel the difference.. SMS 47 Love & Lovable is the Greatest Thing in the World..! U r not my first.. U r not my last... But u r my most lovable person in my Life...! SMS 48 Love Numerology - ABCD=Searchng 4 luv EFGH=Nt intrsd in Luv IJKL=U r in luv MNOP=Alrdy luvng som1 QR=Tru luv ST= succd in luv UV=Didn't Succd in luv WXYZ=Waitng.. SMS 49 Me NOW: 0% Smil 10% Alive 50% Lonly 60% Hurt 80% crying 100% Missing U My Life very suck Without U SMS 50 LOV'"'V:,:V'"OVE: :LO( " )VE: :LOV:. .:OVE: ::LOVE:.v.:LOVE:: YOU! SMS 51 Hope is looking to the future with joy and having an expectation of better things to come. Hope is the knowledege that life is everlasting and that miracles happen every day...!!! SMS 52 MODERN DATING: A BOY on DATE in BMW car Boy:i hide somthing 4m u. Grl:wat? Boy:I'm alrdy married. GF:uff,u scared me! I thought d BMW is not urs...;):D SMS 53 Mr.Bean's dad died.. Mr.Bean was crying.. After 10 minutes, He started crying louder..! Friend-what happened? Mr.Bean-My sister just called me, her dad also died.!!! SMS 54 There is no market for your sorrows in this world. So never advertise them...!!! SMS 55 Never blame a day in ur life Good day gives "happiness" Bad day gives "experience"...!!! SMS 56 .*"""*. (_. @ ,'>
_.*"".-'..,)
.-" . ' - ._,.-"
""/,,,,/"
/,,,,/
This Sweet bird has came to say to gud morning!!

SMS 57

NICE Words By a BOY Who Truely Loves A GIRL-

"My One Hand Is ENOUGH To Fight Against The WORLD
If
U Hold The OTHER One.!"

SMS 58

No man in this world
is rich enogh
even to buy his own past.
So live each moment of life...!!!

SMS 59

Each Day I Meet Someone New,
But Never Find Another YOU,
The World Is Full Of People Its True,
Yet No one Ever Equals a person Sweet Like U.

SMS 60

For u i wil Be:
(Busy) from people.(Away) from doubt.(Offline) from sadness.(Online) For Love
importan Msg Has been Sent To U My Sweet Lover i Love u

SMS 61

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SMS 62

Yesterday I saw a bad dream. In that dream, God said that "OUR FRNDSHIP END when ....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
wen an apple grown on an orange tree on d 30th February!!
Wat can we do? I wil die on that stupied day.

SMS 63

Practical success is the abilty
to go from one success to another
without losing ur focus
& without getting carried away with it...!!!

SMS 64


Pure Friendship never cares 4-Money

beauty

Fame

Familarity

Education

Employed

Age

bcoz

it wants a "Caring heart 4 a Crying Heart".:)

SMS 65

Relations are all about:
winning,losing
and sharing.
Winning trust..Losing ego
sharing Love...!!!

SMS 66

Satisfy the person who
expects from you
rather than surprising
the person who never
expected anything from you...!!!

SMS 67

Whats the difference between Secretary and Personal Secretary????

Secretary :- Good Morning Sir!!
Personal Secretary :- Enough Sir, It's Morning!!!!

:-) :-)

SMS 68

(~_~)smiling
(! . !) crying
( ' ;' ) angry
( ':' ) bored
( '-' ) proud
('o') hungry
('=') happy
('?') confused
(-.-) sleepy

SMS 69

Sweetest Sunday, Marvelous Monday,
Tastey Tuesday, 1derful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful saturday.
Take Care..

SMS 70

FRIEND is one who
(F)inds u in a
(R)ush of people
(I)nspires u to do something in life, catch ur
(E)motions &
(N)ever leaves u till
(D)eath.
GudDay..!

SMS 71

T I T A N I C
__||___ _'::::::::'=._,/
I___ '_,_____________/ ''
'''''

My Gift For U..........

SMS 72

life gives us 1 chance b'coz it is nt a game

SMS 73

Why akshay kumar's wife is not a BIG Star..???
Because-Twinkle Twinkle LITTLE Star..!!!

SMS 74

The Man Who Created The English Alphabets iS A Genius...
But He Made A Mistake...
He Made A Long Distance Between I And U....
miss u my friend...

SMS 75

One day u wil ask me"What is importent me or ur life?....." I wil say "my life " Then u wil walk away frm me without knwing that u are my life.

SMS 76

We are like tea-bags,
whose true strength comes out
when we are put in hot water...!!!

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U Still Far And Am Still Here
We Both Alone But Have
Nothing To Fear
coz We iN Love
And That What Real

SMS 78

As far as you think"Not Now"
Success becomes"never".
But as soon as you think "why not now"
Success truly will become "yours"...!!!

SMS 79

Worrying does not
solve tomorrow,s trouble.
It takes away today,s peace...!!!

This is a SMS

7 Facts
1.ur eye is d only part u cant wash wid soap
2.u cant count ur hair
3.ur tongue can not reach all ur teeth


4. The stupid ones will try the 3rd part


5. u will smile bcoy ur tongue can indeed reach all ur teeth
6. u will laugh bcoz u feel like a fool :-)
7.u will forward this bcoz u had fun!:)

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